"Hi Danny,
This photograph is of the Bradley Dam spillway. It kinda looks like a water slide, doesn't it? It reminds me of the trip to the Manteca Waterslides we took when your dad was little. If I can remember correctly, he got a sunburn and vomited after eating generic hotdogs. Your dad is a good swimmer, but that was the year they invented generic groceries, and the technology wasn't yet perfected. So the labels on the food had tiny disclaimers you could only read with a magnifying glass...like this one...
*Do not attempt to swim after eating these or else you will projectile vomit.
love,
Auntie"
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